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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 02:56

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What is the difference between the terms "Millennials" and "kids"?

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

Why don’t people want the American Dream anymore - marriage, kids, a dog, and the white picket fence?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is the most inappropriate experience you have had with a friend's daughter?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Which country do you recommend for me to live in, England, the USA, Italy, Spanish, or Austria?

share office space ...

No way

Loons and Moons

Was Jimmy Carter a good President of the United States?

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do some men like older women?

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Researchers Use Trapped-Ion Quantum Computer to Tackle Tricky Protein Folding Problems - The Quantum Insider

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

Why is pure dopamine not a recreational drug? And if it was wouldn’t it be the most addictive and fairly side effect free?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What is the most heartbreaking or sad love story that you ever had (experienced)?

Still no good

Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

What is a real life example of the Streisand Effect?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

What are Best Breakfast Places in Pune?

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is the difference between "eher" and " lieber" in German? Are the two synonyms? If yes, then which one is the most used?