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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 02:56

Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What is the difference between the terms "Millennials" and "kids"?
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What is the most inappropriate experience you have had with a friend's daughter?
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Which country do you recommend for me to live in, England, the USA, Italy, Spanish, or Austria?
share office space ...
No way
Loons and Moons
Was Jimmy Carter a good President of the United States?
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do some men like older women?
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
—
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What is the most heartbreaking or sad love story that you ever had (experienced)?
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
What is a real life example of the Streisand Effect?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
What are Best Breakfast Places in Pune?
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...